Yeah, I know, 2 years since I wrote in this thing, and this is all I have to offer. Yeah whatever.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"the streets it linked because there were no streetlamps. Their foot-" - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Edge of the desk.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
"Mister Maker" on CBeebies. Unfortunately not just because my 4-year-old nephew wanted to watch it. Mister Maker is AWESOME.  

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
5:15.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:12. Close enough.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The washing machine and tumble dryer. Some birds. Some kids calling each other outside.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was outside most of the day. I'm a preschool teacher.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Videos on YouTube.

9. What are you wearing?
Green t-shirt, grey pants.  

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, nightmares in which I dreamed I was bleeding to death because of my period. Relating to my dad's recent death. Yay.

11. When did you last laugh?
About and hour ago, whilst at work.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Naruto wallscroll, year planner, photos, an Avatar (as in blue aliens, not Airbender) poster, some drawings, paintings and a mirror.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Snakes and crocodiles at my school. But they were part of an educational program.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Yay?

15. What is the last film you saw?
It's been a while and I can't remember...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Pay off the house, sort out my nephew's school fees all the way through to high school, get artificially inseminated and have a baby, then invest most of the rest and put the leftovers into a saving's account. No, seriously.  

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I can't wait for Kamelot's next album to come out tomorrow!!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Fewer people living in egalitarian societies in peace with the planet.

19. Do you like to dance?
Love it.

20. George Bush?
*Sings* Fuck you, fuck you very very mu~ch, 'cause your words don't translate and it's gettin' quite late so please don't stay in tou~ch..."

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Lots of ideas. Heather for one, but seriously considering Willa, or Willow, after my dad (William).

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Raphael, most likely.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I have considered it quite seriously. Likely somewhere in the UK or Canada, but my own country will have to work much harder if it really wants me to go.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Wanna go again?"

25. People you would like to see do this meme in their journal:
Whatever floats your boat.